Shocking New Allegations of Players Receiving Benefits!
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So my brother turned me on to TheOnion.com a few years ago. It’s absolutely genius.
Today’s story exposes the real truth about college football players. Just in case you’re not familiar with this site, the whole thing is written just like this story. It’s hilarious. Enjoy!
Matt Nielson has been writing about the college sports landscape in Utah and the Intermountain West since 2010. When he’s not pretending to be a professional blogger, he works full time as a residential real estate agent and house flipper. Matt graduated from Brigham Young University in 2000. He and his family reside in Salt Lake City, UT.
